ok, ok ,ok I know i've had this up for ages, but I can't really find any good jokes to put in it's place.  If you happen to know any contact me and let me know... I need some.

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMEN

COMPLIMENT HER,
RESPECT HER,
HONOUR HER,
CUDDLE HER,
KISS HER,
CARESS HER,
LOVE HER,
STROKE HER,
TEASE HER,
COMFORT HER,
PROTECT HER,
HUG HER,
HOLD HER,
SPEND MONEY ON HER,
WINE AND DINE HER,
BUY THINGS FOR HER,
LISTEN TO HER,
CARE FOR HER,
STAND BY HER,
SUPPORT HER,
HOLD HER,
GO TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH FOR HER,

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

SHOW UP NAKED,
BRING FOOD