Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high unzipped his fly and said, do you wanna? Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun.. Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son...



I learn from the best then make it better.

---quote from me---

I'm an angel gone mad

---quote from me---

Before your ctricize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.



In Beaver your unique just like everyone else.



I beleive you can get far with a kind word.. yet farther with a kind word and a 2 x 4.

---Quote from Tony---



Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill them.

---Quote from Tony---



Fat woman are like minibikes their fun to ride till your friends find out



More cushon for the pushin

---quote from one stupid person---



More padding for the packing.

---quote from me---



...Don't get the wrong Idea, I'm not into fat women...



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